I got this comic from Evelyn thru email.

I almost died laughing. Credits to the artist!

Random pictures! The photos here are to make the blog less monochromatic.

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Uncle Duck's steamboat! The killer soup that Alairic and me shared.

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Uncle Duck's New Zealand Beef, Sliced Chicken and erm... not sure the last meat.

This is heaven. Ordering three different dish of meat.
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Mok Wai Kit found this sign in Nando's restroom.

Must have been comforting to him.

LOL. He going to kill me during tuition.
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It's nostalgic to see the infamous No Parking sign that I walked past almost everyday.

Gonna miss this sign.
*Fetish on signs.
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This what stress do to you: Mood swings.

In my situation, I'm camwhoring while doing maths.

That's unheard of, huh?
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Nando's Auntie Fork and Uncle Knife.
Don't approach them when they are arguing.

Great, I'm hallucinating.

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Wee~!!! My collage with the addition of two new photo in the middle!!

I looked like I'm confused of my own gender in the class photo.

Yikes.
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Let's face it.

Why do they refer sex education as "The Birds and the Bees"?

Who made up this phrase?

Are they mocking the importance of sex education to adolescents?

By the way, I don't see any connections of these two creatures to sex. Okay, maybe the bird makes some sense, but the BEES? Which part of sex education that goes 'buzzzzzzzzz'? The vibrator???

And why is it in phural form? To show complexity in sex education?

If a parent were to tell their children about the "The Birds and the Bees", they will confuse it to fairy tales like "Cinderella" or "Snow White" or any other tales that involves birds and bees. And they will go around telling their friends that Cinderella made them.

Sigh. Why not go straight to the point? Or at least give some sense to its' alias?

Like "The Elephant and the Cat". Or "How Dalat Got Its' Name". Wait, that's taken already. Sorry.

Great, another randomness out of the blue. =D

Stick Your Head-la, Penang should tell them back

I read an article on the newspaper, and it goes something like this:

Stick to Bahasa, Penang told

KUALA LUMPUR: Road signs in various lan­guages have no benefit, so stick to Bahasa Malaysia only, said the Unity, Culture, Arts and Heritage Ministry in warning the Penang Government not to use language to gain political mileage.

Minister Datuk Seri Mohd Shafie Apdal said that multi-language road signs would disunite the people.

“It is merely a name for roads. Locals and tourists are not against the present signs. Why must there be a change in the language of the road signs?” he said when commenting on Penang’s plan to use Chinese, Tamil and Jawi for road signs in George Town.

“The ministry will send a letter of protest against the plan,” he told reporters after witnessing the longest Chinese landscape painting which was listed in the Malaysia Book of Records here yesterday. (Source: The Star, 29 Oct 2008) [Sorrie for stealing...]

Goodness. What is this?

Penang is trying to promote tourism since Penang became World Heritage, and now the ministry is telling them to leave the signs alone?

Adding extra language will do no harm. Will the citizens be disunited because of the existence of multi-languages on signboards?

Do they think a war will broke out with dictionaries as long range artillery?

Haiyo. I think this is somehow going a bit too far.

Let me highlight this: "...warning the Penang Government not to use language to gain political mileage."

Political mileage? I think they are thinking too deep already.

By the way, adding extra languages DO bring benefits in contrast to their point of view. It represents unity among multi-racial groups. It represents understanding among races. Tourists come and point to the signboard telling their children that this country is indeed colourful as well as peaceful.

Anyway, at least this move is better than changing Jalan Alor to Jalan Kejora.

Aiyo. I wonder whether my University Garden will change to Universe Galaxy?

Eh? Not bad wor. Lol.

Wa. October is going to end soon.

Time files relative to the half-life of a Caesium atom (quoted from Alairic's essay)

Time to look back into the memory lane before it dissolves into oblivion.

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L6K in Merentas Desa 2007. Rocking moments!

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R2P2P4 Impression Meet! I will be back after my exams!
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Negeri Sembilan's HAD Jazz Funk Performance! Fantastic times!!!

By the way, can you spot Hong from So You Think You Can Dance Season 2 Top 4 Finalist?
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There was a time when I was a junior and I have two seniors taking care of me.

Now it's my turn!!! Sorry, I mean I had my turn already.

Yoon Ming and Siong Fatt, all the best in your undertakings!
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L6K 2007 gone mad.
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HAD's Dance Appreciation Night! I'm the whitest guy at the back. Lol.
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After the final day of Negeri Sembilan's HAD Performance!
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I'm not sure how this photo came along. I think my brother was testing the camera.
If I could stay in this position, I would have been recruited into the cast of Matrix Trilogy.
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Chinese New Year 2008! Family reunion! =D
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Class party 2007. Do I looked like Pin Guan imitating Selina from SHE?

Nevermind.

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I want to upload more photos, but somehow time forbids me. Anyways, I had smashing moments all the way! Goodbye 2007 and 2008!

(Somehow 2007 and 2008 apparently linked together to me)

Techniques of releasing stress (mainly and especially for STPM students):

1. EAT. Take a bar of chocolate, candies, ice-cream or overdue mooncakes. That will take stress off your head into your stomach. By the way, if you're feeling suicidal, chew on rabbit sweets. It will help you achieve your purpose (of suicide, that is).

2. DRINK. Drink tap water. Gives you opportunity to release stress through diarrhoea. Wait, I'm kidding, right?

3. SHOUT. Make your vocal cords go haywire. You may discover a talent in yourself and audition yourself into Malaysian Idol. Care not to break the judges' eardrums.

4. JIGGLE. Adjust your speakers to high volume, give yourself spaces around you and play the tune of "Moonlight Lady" by Julio Iglesias (father of Enrique Iglesias). Your body should be reacting towards the tune and your legs should be itchy by then. Make a fool out of yourself to prove a point to your parents what stress has did to you so far.

5. SLEEP. Before sleeping, make your parents aware of your stress level by counting sheep LOUDLY and in decimal points.

So far I have practiced the first four techniques and the results are obvious. My stress for studies have decreased significantly but so is my dignity. I have yet to try technique no.5. I'm figuring out the consequences...

Note that I'm not responsible for your actions. Just blame your sanity.

Random pictures. All the sudden I feel like my blog is photoless. Wait, it is.

I think I'm gonna need this in the future.

I solved it! (With the help of a book)

Check out my speakers. Main reason why I can't study properly. =P

*For audiophilers out there, it's Edifier S330/S2.1M. Bow before me. =X

My speaker's volume control, my mp3 player and Tony.

*Do not mistaken me as a kinky guy.

Omg. I'm back.

Wait, isn't it October? I thought examinations is in November?

Shhh. Diam-la.

I couldn't resist the temptation to blog again. So here am I.

Listening to Norah Jones' music in my mom's office's computer.

Does this paint a picture of a STPM student?

Yea. The suicidal ones.

Deng. I suddenly love putting spaces between every sentence.

Feels comfortable.

See?

Funny, huh?

Alright, that's enough.

By the way, that's my subconscious mind talking. He speaks in italic forms.

No, I don't.

See?

Actually, I recently found myself being less secretive than before. The past few months I have been shutting my mouth, regretting every or any word that's going to come out. I have lots of secrets that I have been keeping. And still keeping. *cue mysterious theme*

Notice the randomness above? Yes, it means my mind is being screwed up. At least blogging keeps my sanity, temporary. Or else I will be living up to my name, literally.

Finally, relief! MUET speaking is over. Now I don't have to bother speaking fluent english for now. Now I have to 'fan fan duk shi'. 'Yi ga mou xi gan, hao si lei gan jor'. Yea! I talking cantonese! And I'm talking sense! I think.

Class party is over as well. Deng. What's more, its' the last day in the classroom. Should have vandalise the wall, so the juniors who will be shifting in (I presume) will have to repaint the class again. My evil grin seems to stuck on my face.

Hope everyone had fun in class party. If there's any inconvenience made, I ask for your forgiveness. But don't go spamming my phone.

A note of randomness: Top 5 reasons why we have 5 fingers in each hand.

1. Calculations made easier. If we have six fingers in each hand, we will be counting like, one, two, three, etc., etc., then seven, eight, nine, MINKS, TONGS (since we have two extra fingers), and at last, ten. And for two digits, it goes like MINKY-EIGHT, SEVENTY-TONGS. Who knows, the two new numbers' names could be worse than the given one.

2. Cursing made easier. Having even numbers of fingers on a hand will confuse the concept of middle finger (no middle ma...). Having odd numbers like seven, nine, etc, will have a hard time figuring out which finger to point out. By the time you found the middle finger, the guy you wanna insult is as good as gone.

3. Handshakes made easier. Wrapping five fingers around a stranger's hand is difficult enough. Imagine seven fingers. Futhermore, shaking it up and down will cause more pain since these seven fingers collide with each other.

4. Waving made easier. Let's say everyone have seven fingers and waving at each other. People can't differentiate whether you are waving goodbye or you are frantic because someone needs a CPR. And why so? Seven fingers moving side to side produces optical illusions. If there is 14 images of fingers waving at you, your eyes can't interpret the message it's trying to send.

5. Driving made easier. If you have more than five fingers, imagine when you try to turn corners, your fingers will be entangled in the process (especially if you have the habit of crossing your hands while turning the steering wheel).

Hopefully, this is helpful enough in your life. I doubt.