One random joke from my head:

Since we are in the middle of DAP state, can we play rockets during Chinese New Year? Erm... I mean firecrackers, at least??

=P

Whoa~!

Went to the Curve today to teman my mom and sister. Borders we went. All over the place is just books and books and books...

Until one particular book caught my eyes.

SONGWRITING FOR DUMMIES~!!!

Oh my greedy great gawdy goodness!!

From 7pm until 9pm, I took that book and sat down at one corner, reading. From chapter 1, I'm already glued to the pages: how do songwriters get ideas, what are the tips to grab that particular inspiration, what are the terms commonly used by songwriters, what are the types of verse-chorus pattern, etc. After two hours, my eyes already over-glued to the book, that is my eyes became sore. So, I stopped, and tempted myself to turn the book around to the back cover to see the price tag.

The freaking price is RM75.90.

*Sigh*

Time to fast?

Election 2008

This year's election was an interesting one. Opposition parties have finally made a statement in the history:

BEWARE.

It's like watching Manchester United drew with Arsenal 0-0. There's no clear winner.

No comment on politics now. (Sensitive issue, you know)

Exams over!

Great.

Not really a feeling if you think long term. This test is just a reminder that I *sucked* at specific subjects. Economy, Chemistry, and Pangajian-am-o-logy was nightmare. Imagine me actually learning stuff from the test paper while doing it (It's not a metaphor, it's REAL).

Now that realization struck hard (physically, on the wrong places), I should be spending my holidays studying for the next coming exams, and at the same time prepare myself for STPM, and also get ready for my bright sunshine future...

NOT!!

On Friday night, after coming back from meeting, my brother, sister and me set up the laptop to the TV to watch Stardust. The movie was really pretty frilly nice and funny!!! Goodness, I sound gay now, thank you. Quite romantic for a comedy too! I recommend this movie to all if you want good laughter, puns, and ironic. Half of the show I was laughing my head off (especially any scene with the ghost princes). Go watch it!

Stomp the Yard was great too! Watch it if you want inspiration to dance! (I can't believe I am promoting old movies!)

I WANNA WATCH STEP UP 2~!!!!!!

See? This is how I am going to spend my holidays.

Well, at least I could partially translate the hieroglyphs (namely, Physics). Not as bad as I thought.

By the way, economy paper was like depicting messages from crop circles made by aliens.

Tommorow will be the temporary end of sufferings. [more to come in future]

One word.

MATH-ness~!!! (say 'madness')

Examinations...



First term...



Huh?


No feeling whatsoever. Mathematics answer sheets looks like draft papers of promise-planning from election parties. Chemistry answer sheet looks like paper having its' bonds broken in between (product: pieces of paper, mind you). General paper answer sheet looks so... generally sucked. Tomorrow's physic questions will looked like new discovery of hieroglyphs under the tombs of Tut-taka-tut-something-something.

Wait, maybe I can predict the outcome of elections from here...

Aren't exams fun?


See? I'm looking at the bright side of exams.

Screwed Examination Syndrome (SES)

Whoa. First week of exams. Description: Too difficult to tell (no pun intended). Status of individual: dead due to change of hormones too frequently.

I thought of a song in my head. It is a parody of the song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.

You're Overdued by Daniel Sharp (lamest parody)

Verse 1:
My life was brilliant, but my heart was sore,
I have to label; myself a bore,
She looked at me that way, she knew I wouldn't give a damn,
I lost all those sleep at nights, 'cos I got no plans...

Chorus 1:
You Stupid Fool,
You Stupid Fool,
You Stupid Fool, so true,
You're first term grades,
looks like rojak instead,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cos I will rather sell madu...

Verse 2:
Yes, the paper's here, but the words aren't clear,
Was it the copier's mistake or my f***ed up eyes,
And I don't think that graphite are eatable,
Unless you want to be more suicidal...

Chorus 2:
You failed that paper,
You failed it all,
You screwed them up, it's true,
Was Physics tough,
Or your application sucks?
And I don't know should I sigh,
'Cos I will rather breathe cyanide...

Bridge:
Lalalala... Lalalala-la... Kita dah sesat...

Chorus 3:
Oh polynomials,
Longitudinal,
Sinusosadial, what's that?
My random thoughts, through my 'USB' port,
Which only have one input,
And reality just struck me hard,
Why this time is just bad luck...

The 'USB' port joke was really bad, especially the 'one input'... Get it?

Nevermind.