Random thoughts:

REASONS BEING
IN THE LAST PLACE IS IDEAL

Last place in the cinema can get full view of the show. If you're too front, you will not be able to see the full picture, thus getting neck strain due to looking up and swinging head side to side.

Last place in the examinations gives you an opportunity to become "better" in the next term examinations. By getting as-long-as-not-in-last-place position in the next term exams, it is considered an "improvement" and people will congratulate you.

Last place in the bus gives you opportunity to escape whenever there's any mishaps happens. That's because the safety door is always at the back.

Last place in the lecture hall gives you opportunity to relax yourself without being noticed. You can even become mischievous and evil.

Last place in the roller coaster gives you longer climax time. As the coaster ascend, you are right behind. So, when the coaster began to accelerate its' first drop, you are STILL behind going up, thus prolonging your climax time. This makes your money's worth.

Random, right? =D