I'm joining the Bllion Onion Union

Year 1 students' life in NTU:

Enjoying every moment of the totally new lifestyle and environment

Enthusiastic about almost everything around him/her

Having random sessions with friends: board games, card games, watching movies, and plain chatting

Year 2 students' life in NTU:

Moaning every moment of the totally mundane and routine lifestyle and environment

Wished that everything around him/her grow legs and walkaway

Randomness becomes a repetitive patterns, e.g. not random

Just a year goes by, and reality taught us that too much of good things can be a bad thing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Eat too much of it and obesity will strike you, unwanted freckles will devour your face, and blood clot will be your whining in the future.

I finally realized how important is it to have a positive mindset. To survive in NTU is like playing a game of atoms: surrounded by electron clouds, you gotta have a lot of proton or else you are so gonna be a negative charged atom.

How to stay positive? I heard chocolates can stimulate the release of endorphin hormones, which can make you happy...

Wait, didn't I say having too much of it will cause blood clot?

Sigh.

Oh yes, I came across a YouTube video that says about digital drugs. 

DIGITAL DRUGS? I-DOSING?!?!?

Apparently hearing the audio will induce the 'high' that those conventional drugs gives.

And the audio is available in Youtube. And so I tried listening to one.

WHAT THE FUCK DAMN GIDDY LEH JUST HEARING IN FEW SECONDS. 

[I immidiately close my Firefox and stunned for few long minutes; it's like a nightmare]

Damn scary. Some claim that it is not dangerous yet the 'high' is there (imagine all the drug users go 'YAY' and the drug dealers go 'wtfbbq').

Why in the world do you want to mess up other people's brain?!?! 

And as a engineer, I have no idea that there are some frequencies of sounds that can induce 'high' in our brain.

What is the world going into? Why do you need something to get high?!? 

My advice to heavy drug users out there:  

get yourself a chocolate bar. 

And to any other readers out there:  

STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS. Get yourself a chocolate bar.